For Realees?!?!

I can't sleep. This has been going on for a cool lil minute... ever since 1997 I suppose. Some days I feel like a walking zombie I tell you. Like my body says "biatch, carry yo ass to bed!!!" But I always have something to do. CRUD! I used to listen to these relaxation CDs and that did the trick, until my sis and bro jacked them. I gotta find those, cuz those hella worked. But I digress. Since I can't find my CDs, I leave the TV on. Sometimes if I remember, I set the timer for it to shut down after an hour and a half, but sometimes I get so tanked I forget. This morning I was awaken by "Full House" at 5 something in the morning. Man, I can't believe we used to watch and record that show (we must have been on crack). This family was soooo frickin plastic!!! It's funny how there would be some kinda issue, but in the end, some sugar coated solution would arise.... Awwwwwww! (Gagging profusely). I remember they had one episode about DJ's eating disorder. She wanted to wear some hoochie bikini, but felt she looked like to heavy. Long story short, daddy Tanner gives some cliche "appreciate who you are line" and in the end, DJ's self-esteem shoots through the roof. Again, AWWWWWWWW! (BULLSHITAKE MUSHROOMS!!!). It's funny how we used to swallow 80's shit. I was watching "Die Hard" the other week. Good movie, but let us analyze: bad ass white dude takes on a whole terrorist group with found ammunition and barefoot no less. Yippy Kai Yay Mofos! That shit would so not fly today after the various attacks that have been happening here and in other countries. Just think, how many real life John McClains were in those situations? Again, it's the 80s... Reganomincs, Iran Contra, and Cold Wars.... all the ugly shit -- war, bloodshed, and other stuff that rarely touches US soil was over there. Then there is the "Terminator." It's funny, looking back at that shit... how rinky dink the effects were. It's funny how I was scared of that eye ball scene... shivering in my boots! Now this mofo is the governor. Didn't the endoskeleton melt himself? Frickin cyborgs... they won't stop crawling through those factories after you. Sarah Conner, where the hell are you?!?! And last, but certainly not least, good old "Rocky." I actually like those films. All of them as a matter of fact... even V, hahaha. Some dude trying to come up on a come up, beating the odds to become champ, only to loose it all in the end. Now that's realism folks. I was watching a Mike Tyson documentary on Fox Sports... hella sad. Here is a guy that came from nothing... hung around the wrong folks... got screwed over, and now he has nothing and nobody. Dayum. It's funny how the tides turn. I guess with the "Rocky" series, it became more believable throughout time.... however, I still think Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang could have whooped his acetone. But then again, you would prolly be hella pissed if some mofo was shittin on you at a press conference on how his gonna handle your woman... that's just an ass beatin waiting to happen. In conclusion, I somehow wish that the 80's bullshit was still around. It gave you some hope for outcomes, a hint of realism, and gave Ah-nuld something to be more preoccupied with (if that's possible... well, aside from gropping boobies and asses). We have frickin Kindergarten Cop as the governor and that shit is gonna be on my diploma... ugh!!! That's it, off to Canada I go, eh? I'm ooot! (out in Canada talk).