Give it a name...

Smashed a frog.
Cut the cheese
Let one go.
Poot.
Expelled air.
Flatulence.
Passed gas.
Popped a Willy.
Dropped da bomb.

All creative ways of saying FART! Me and Jennykins got into this discussion last night. In particular, about people "letting one go" in dance class. She was telling me that one time, this student that was in the front row kept shittin' on themselves, but she was sure as to a.) address it; and b.) find the correct person to direct it to. It's not like she is gonna stop class and walk around sniff to see where the poot's point of origin came from. Personally, there have been many an instance in which I have walked it to our office and I can totally tell when someone just "lit it up." It's like they think that since no one is around, they can just drop the bomb. But how do you address it? It's different when it's your folks and family, then you can call them on their shit literally. But other professionals, and aquaintances, hmmmm... I remember one time, I was talking to another tutor about something... I think student life, or something to that effect. We weren't buddy buddy or anything, just acquaintances. Anywho, we were talking one day, then all of a sudden I heard somethin'... then I smelt somethin'... homie FARTED! I knew he did it too cuz he had this look on this face like, "Dayum, why did I let it out?!?! How come I couldn't hold it?!?!" But the funny part is that he kept on talkin' like nothin' happened. Funny shiiiit. When people drop the sonic boom, it ain't cute. Only when you fart on your little cousin, or sister, now dat shit is funny.