Gettin' personal...

So I have tried personal ads on-line, and have finally come to the conclusion that they suck for me. Here is what I found what guys on-line want:

- someone drop dead gorgeous
- shallow
- drop dead gorgeous
- more shallowness
- one night stand
- fulfill pervo fantasies
- fulfill ethnic fantasies
- suck the youth out of youngsters

Run the gamut and I have had them all... well, not litterally, but have come across all these types and it is so lame. Now, I just log on just for the convo, if someone wants to chat, so what... thankfully there is a blocking option if mofos start gettin' sicko. I've had 50+ write me all the way from Alaska asking for a one night stand, or maybe more. A old mofo from Massachusetts looking for an Asian or Black wife. I mean, this guy had photos from the Korean War on his profile... gah! A few weeks ago, I got dissed by some fool through IM. At first I was like, "so what?!?!" Then said something smart and blocked his ass with the quickness... oh yeah! Then it hurt, cuz coming from someone that has been made fun of for quite sometime, it doesn't get any easier. But then I was thinking, "this asshole is probably a cyclops, or could win a look-a-like contest for Lotney 'Sloth' Fratelli from The Goonies, so why am I trippin'?!?!" One of those funny, yet hurtful situations... what a conundrum. Well, I guess this whole thing works for some folks. I know some people that have done really well with their matches, but I don't know if it's for me. What is a girl to do I suppose?