Hoe-Hop...

I'm tired of hoes. All in the videos and in the performances, in the dance classes I take. Hoes are everywhere and they are ruining it for dancers. Well, I can't fault them for everything, you know what they say, hoes gotta eat too... heehee. Sorry, couldn't pass that up. There just isn't really a great place for REAL female dancers to go. If you aren't grinding on some dude or other chick, you don't get the part. You gotta have your boobs and ass hanging all out of your outfit to get in the spotlight. And then we still have to revert back to stereotypical acts, i.e. light skinned hottie is the main chick, while the darker skinned ladies act all hoey in the background. If I wanted to persue this dance thing, is that what I would have to look forward to? I'll pass man. A friend told me that I could totally make it in an audition, because she said "I had it." I said that I couldn't, in typical fashion, but mainly for the following reasons:
- I'm thicker than the ones that usually get picked.
- You gotta be "HOT" on their standards... the fact that I am not anorexic, nor have enough Indian in my family ecludes me from that.
- I refuse to hoe myself out.
- I'm not a Timberlake clone -- I like to dance with a "worm in my back," ya know, breakin it down. I don't want to have to worry about, "Ok, is my pinky in the right position, is my knee bent in a 90 degree angle?"
So much to think about. I was watching "Made" on MTV with this girl that wanted to be a skateboarder, and her sisters were talking hip-hop classes. It's should have been a show to teach them some moves, cuz these girls SUCKED!!! They showed like these clips of them "dancing," I swear it looked like she was f#ckin the floor. What the hell? That's hip-hop? If that is, how sad man. For the hoes and for hip-hop's sake.