Thoughts floating in my head...

A few etiquette and hygiene matters...

It's not cute when girls where pants with stuff scrawled along the ass. Every time I go to the gym, some chick has some pants with something lame written across the back, like "2 hand touch" "bootilicious" or "goodies". Nine time out of ten, they either have a case of noassatall or toomuchass. Again, not cute.

Some dudes really need to wash their ass, literally. I was in Rasputins the other day looking for some stuff and this dude standing next to me smelled like straight DOOKEY! I felt like I was gonna puke. Every time I moved, he moved. Man, my mouth started to fill up with water, so I knew I had to bounce. It's one thing when folks smell musty, but when it smells like they just dropped a load and didn't wipe, that's just wrong.

Is this racist or not? I dunno what some people are thinking, or from what time they cam from, but some older folks behavior is off the hook. Yesterday after the performance, this older white guy told me "you were good gal." Then he poked my foot with his cane. What the hell? Gal? Am I back on the plantation or am I taking this too far? There have been many an instance in which old folks say stuff like that. Like this time I was in the store, and this old guy told me how he loved my people, especially Louis Armstrong. Yay! Or this one time we were at an air show and where talking to this Army guy about the carrier he worked on. Some ear hustlin' old fart goes, "Yeah, it's big enough to go back to Africa... uh, I mean travel to Asia and all over the world." Bitch! I swear, some folks are so dense, it's sad. Like they say, nothing is worse than an old fool. For realies.